I decided that not getting a job after college is gods way of telling me I will make a great housewife
Be here at 3:30. We'll find out how much beer can fit in a Mini Cooper.
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
Had a student tell me he misses the old Four Loko. He's in 7th grade. No one is allowed to claim I started drinking too young ever again.
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maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
I think as a general rule I have to have blacked out somewhere at least twice to be comfortable.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
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I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
What started out as a one night stand ended in him texting me the next day, saying he thought he was gay.
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
Ewe he just snapped me a pic of his butt crack.. Should I be concerned?
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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