What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
That's not how these arrangements work. You don't buy each other stuff unless you break a sex toy. End of story.
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Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
For future reference "I'm too drunk to come today" is an acceptable line to get out of work. I love my job
Just bought koolaid for my vodka in a DARE shirt with my NES wallet. I'm everything I thought I'd be when I was 8.
Except even better, boobs get discounts.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
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It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
Girls at BYU need to learn how to handle a penis. I swear my date last night was trying to pull it off my body to use later.
When ur uncle gives you free weed, you take it
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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