If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
IM PICKING UP BLOW FOR US STOP WHINING ABOUT SEX
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
My CPA just snapchatted me a picture of her playing beer pong at a picnic. Time to do my own taxes?
Come over. I have beer, your weird ass vegan pizza, and a raging hard on.
Marry me.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
i woke up this morning with a fake eyeball in my pocket
there must be tiny pirates in the freezer stealing our rum.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
Randomize
