I thought he was gonna sex me but then he ran to my bathroom and jerked off
Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
she might purposely get aids just to give it to you. I think she might hate you that much.
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
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and i'm going to kill you for what you did to my nipples last night. of course i want to hang out
Day drinking is so dangerous way too many construction workers out there to flirt with
they had to take the Corona's out of the fish tank because they wouldn't fit with the mini replica of the roman coliseum in there. so we drank the Corona's. does beer have an expiry date?
I may be bringing home two guys tonight. I'f they won't go for a double-team you can have the lanky one.
.As long as you're some how patriotic with your sexual escapades, I can support it.
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And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
Apparently I've texted the word shitfucked so much it auto-completes it now.
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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