Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i dont know what it is, i just found it in my pants.
when we woke up the fish was dead lying next to us on the bed. wat should i tell her
i had to write a bad check to buy franzia last weekend. i have my priorities in line.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
koolaid chicken. i marinated it for 2 hours and roasted it on a rock in a fire. it was bright blue and raw. but that shit was tasty
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
My sensibilities as a lady demand we cuddle on the couch, and THEN have loud, raunchy sex. Idk, what do you want to do?
Anal on new furniture sounds like a quickest way to violate a warranty
Dont be alarmed when you come homeand see a guy handcuffed to your bed. His name is james. Ill uncuff him when I get home
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Want to help me interview candidates to replace my Cub/Boy Toy when he leaves for grad school next month?
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