Those balls look pretty dangerous.
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
Awkward interaction of the day: Staring at some guy trying out if he is or is not the guy that woke me up yesterday by getting arrested in front of my apartment.
I have vodka an food stamps. At some point today, that will undoubtedly turn into jello shots.
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his eyes are fucked up, he bumped into the cabinet while standing in my office, and he's pounding chicken soup, and he must have chewed on 8 pieces of gum before he got here.
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
You told her to step on the scale because you had whiskey goggles, and scales don't lie.
Haha you were definitely messed up. Let me know if you need anything
Could really use a time machine and a higher self esteem, in that order
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
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FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
Can I borrow you for, like, thirty minutes so you can lay on one boob and rub the other until I fall asleep?
The amount of effort it's taking me to not shit my pants this morning is probably a sign to slow down the drinking
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
I'm so pissed theres no male strip clubs around where we are staying I looked extensively
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