I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
The university put out a message about those missing salt and pepper shakers... You should at least give back 60 of them.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
Guess who just screamed "Everything happens for a reason!!" in the abortion clinic. This girl.
Puke, feathers, beads, and solo cups all on my way to class. I'm surprised anyone's alive after this weekend.
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
He sent me a snap of him eating a tamale shirtless. I think I might be in love.
LOCK HIM DOWN.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
wish he had known he had poison ivy on his cock beforehand... Is calamine okay to put on your vag?..
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