I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
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the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
I ate a pepperoni off of someone's floor last night. We need to talk.
I thi k this dude I fcken showed up to the bar in a raisins shirts. I thought I was better than that. Fuckkkk.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
I know of an excellent nanny. A lot like Mary Poppins but way cooler. And likes pot.
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All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
I'm eating year old chocolate from the trash can. It was in a ziploc bag but still, this is a new low. Help me.
Im looking at the faintest of claw marks right now. I just fell in love all over again.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
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