I gotta feeling the economic climate has killed the housewife market
Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
All she gave me for breakfast was raw toast. How can she expect me to eat raw toast?
You mean bread?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Of course... Double fistin nati light cuz the powers out and it cuts down the times i gotta open the fridge... Genius
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
Apparently I had 2 bloody noses and after my sis put me to bed at the hotel, I escaped and my sister's friend found me in an elevator with some guy
Overall a good night - broke my toe giving that cop a blowjob though...so there's that...
It's 2016 and I'm somehow banging the milkman.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
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