Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
my mario cart skills improve with alchohol. and i think my real car skills do to but the cop didnt see my logic
genius alert. I just invented a contraption made of toilet paper and rubber bands that makes it so your balls don't stick to your leg when you wake up from sleeping. I call it, The Balldozer
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
I took chris brown's side in the conversation ... cut to me not getting laid tonight
why is my clorox wipe dispenser full of tortillas?
I'm so proud of your ability to turn my Charlie horse last night into anal sex.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
I haven't even sucked a boob is 6 weeks I hate not college
He dislocated his shoulder trying to finger me last night if that tells you anything
Basically I think I'm replacing men/sex with theme parks.
i just read a article called "Booze, Drugs, and Bipolar Disorder"... i think someone is writing the memoirs of my life
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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