I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
My professor just gave everyone in the class extra credit... except for the kid wearing the Cubs hat
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
i can't believe i brushed your teeth last night. so drunk.
nothing says new school year like ambulances and police road blocks.
She looked at me and said there is a 90% chance I am going to puke in the next 10 minutes. 10 minutes later she is in jack in the box throwing up. She has amazing timing.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
I ate all his french fries. He was no longer useful to me.
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
2013: the year of legs covered in hair and pregnancy scares.
I woke up in a front yard I didn't recognize to a grandma tapping me with her foot. What was in that punch?
after we got done having sex, you rolled over and ask what your yelp review was. So yea I'm kinda mad.
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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