you still trying to smash that chick?
it's a losing battle and she kinda sucks. been busy with school so not getting midweek drunk - she's nearly unbearable sober
Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
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you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
We found her on the doorstep. Just layin down going, "I made it home!! Aren't you proud??!"
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Is it normal that every guy I hook up with tells me my hair is sexy as it's happening? Like that can't be normal
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it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
I am watching xfiles and eating microwaved cookiedough, and I see nothing wrong with it.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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