So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Wait, we're on the hunt for addys and explosives. They're both in this house somewhere.
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
I wouldn't necessarily say I'm in her pants...I'd say I'm more on the on ramp to the freeway to the long way to her pants. There really isn't a short cut.
We're stealing the mannequin. He's my new swimming partner.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
It's Saturday night and I'm getting shitfaced alone while reading Dino porn. Wassssuuuupppp
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I woke up this morning and my house is covered in shredded cheese with my laptop open and a google image search for "awesome shit".
Randomize
