i messed up with two guys last night...one i pranked and left the phone on..the other one i went crazy on trying to be his girlfriend after four jagermeister shots...
I'm at a crab and wine festival with my dad. He just introduced me as his girlfriend to all of his co-workers. I am so drunk I thought he was serious.
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
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Just found a dugout in my rental car glove box. Suddenly my mood is upbeat.
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
Pretty sure i didnt get thrown out cause why dont i have more bloody areas
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
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She swung at the pinata with crutches
I can taunt you with whatever I want. Like batman and sex.
I just got a call from the front desk apparently one of my feiends was dropped off by a handicap bus passed out in a wheel chair unlv is goig down
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
I am afraid of asking him for his new number so I continue to text the one that's no longer in service.
She has my name on her bucket list. I’m either getting laid or killed
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