He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
well i was about to unbutton his pants but then i realized they had an elastic waste-band, so no, that didnt happen
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
a commercial for my antidepressant came on and they said you shouldn't take if if you drink right as i took a shot
god is laughing at you again
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So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
Due to our sore throats we are now doing bong hits with cranberry juice to sooth it.
we drunkly made out in the middle of the street beside the homeless guy playing the flute. Not how I imagined our first kiss.
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
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Will it be a clothes optional week when I get there? I have an amazing outfit of tattoos and toenail polish planned.
I promised him we could have sex if he would let me take him to the hospital to get stitches.
Her vagina is like the upper echelon of Scientology and I don't have enough money to get in
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
suburban family judging/laughing at us after Jenna just pulled two flasks out of her boot on the subway
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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