i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Who do you think planted the wheat? Who do you think cleared the land and killed off the native inhabitants? Women?
So I purposely left a bunch of metal in my pockets so that the smokin hot TSA officer would give me a pat down. Airport security just got fun
That weatherman I hooked up with is on TV again
I just won 10 dollars from out chugging the bar tender and I found out that the baby aint mine in the last hour. I don't even care if l get laid tonight any more.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
I am never taking advice from you again. The high heels in the shower were a bad idea. I orgasmed and almost drowned.
Getting arrested together sounded so much more fun in theory.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
It got quiet and we all stood around and opened the box and I've never seen so many burritos in my life man. it was fucking biblical.
If I learned anything from that one time I saw the last 10 minutes of oprah when they talked about the secret, it is that you project what you receive back. I also have wine.
So, I ran into Garrett last night in the laundry room.
Oh really? First post break-up run in. How'd it go? Awkward?
Um. We had sex on a washing machine.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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