dude, wtf is with her now? she has stuff up about how i am kicking her while she's down
wtf? who are you bitching about me to now?
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
We had sex this morning and after she goes, " So are we going to do something for Valentines Day?"
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
you sat up and said "i'm the worst kind of roommate, the drunk kind"
That was around the time you tried to kick me out for being rude to your fish.
Its official, drinking for 15 hours counts as a suicide attempt
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
I gave up yolo and cigarettes for lent. I owe god a sincere apology.
Haha! I've never met his girlfriend, so my main focus will be not saying,"you're the only person in this room that doesn't know what my vagina feels like."
How are you not embarrassed to know me. I'm a mess right now. I'm a walking, talking tornado of embarrassment
Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
whole 5th of capt = waking up in the shower after 2 hours and the whole house asking why i'm STILL in a towel. and me having nothing to say
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