Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
You peed in the parking lot while a car was was waiting behind us. And when people walked by you proceeded to say "careful you might slip"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
your vagina must have magic restorative powers I feel rested and powerful this morning.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
I just want a teacup pet pig so I can take him to parties with me and never have to walk home alone again.
it's ok my mom asked me why i had a guys shirt on and also why there was chocolate all over my bra
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
I don't have any plans for New Year's except watching anime and drinking until I can't read the subtitles anymore.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
good news, i've got tacos. bad news, kevin's in the ER. more good news, the tacos were free.
I've been drunk texting you for weeks, and you watched me puke outside your house... I say it's time we meet in person.
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