I heard we made out
Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Your niece just basically announced she's a whore on FB so you should feel pretty good about officiating that wedding next month.
It's like the bat signal. He only texts me when I'm naked.
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
We trekked into the state forest, laid the comforter down and he proceeded to tell me that we could stay here and stargaze, turned me around and fucked me like the lion king.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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