i would have smoked before this dance, how ever i have surgery Monday and I looked up weed and anesthesia and fatalities was mentioned, so i decided that it would be a bad idea
probs a good idea
i like the whole idea of life and being alive
you sure you're not high?
I'm beginning to think I'm sterile because I definitely should be pregnant by now.
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
Yeah thats cool. We can play the alphabet game while doing bumps of coke in the back of his volswagon
Sometimes crazy just comes naturally. I don't need booze to say that on occasion I feel the need to rip off my asshole and throw it against the fridge to see if it sticks.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
FOund a bunch of old fireworks spring cleaning.
Who is our new insurance provider?
I want to get back to junior year skinny- without all the drugs.
If we don't have crazy animal sex tonight at least twice, I'll know he's cheating on me.
Who wouldn't want crazy animal sex with you?!
A cheater.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
Btw that $18 I gave you to run around outside naked came out of your wallet.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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