i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
Do you know how easy it would be to shoplift if I was a magician?!
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I wish I loved anything like you love Tequila.
do you think its obvious that we spent all afternoon playing naked body oil twister?
The dude at Coffee Bean just handed me my tea latte and whispered, "pomegranate blueberry is such a sexy flavor". With a wink. I'm almost certain that there's an STD floating around in my drink.
This is the second girl that said she wanted to fuck me while wearing a clown nose. Fuck online dating
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'll be thirty in eight months. I think my goal is too stop changing my pants in the parking lot at work by then.
After you passed out we took your car to the campus and stole a 150lb plaque that's now in your trunk. Happy birthday!
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
He made a deal with his real estate agent called fucking in 50 properties for sale
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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