i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Mass Text: Free blowjob to first person to bring me a nacho cheese chalupa.
This went bad. Everyone is crying, i dont know why and I am really uncomfortable.
He just sent me a winky face in the middle of setting up a drug deal. You don't do that.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
my cockatiel has aquired a taste for beer. I should not be allowed to own exotic pets.
If I get a 4.0 I am doing SO much cocaine.
As he was cumming he yelled "Yahtzee" then said im free to go. Thats my one night stand
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
If catching your vomit in my hands while swimming in a bath tub full of it doesn't make us best friends, I don't know what will
Did you wake up next to Karina?
So that's her name
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
He went down on me and then made me breakfast in bed. He's a man you can bring home to mom.
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