No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
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Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
what kind of one night stand wants to walk you home in the morning? whole diff kind of walk of shame.
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well apparently i was just calling everyone cunts. then i awoke from my blackout to 3 very mad roommates who didn't bring a key out with them
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
Bouncer came into the bathrooms to tell us the old one-person-per-stall rule, realised it was two girls banging, and left us to it. Lesbiperks.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Dude, I need a fuckin wingman and this could finally make us eskimo brothers, how can you pass that up?
Whose house did we sneak into and play beer pong for 4 hours at last night?
I honestly have no idea
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