Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
In this town being related to a brewing family or the owner of a sports team is like being royalty. It's like hooking up with the queen's nephew or something.
Dude I'm about to just roll over and piss off the side of my bed, rather than make the conscious effort to get up and walk to the bathroom. One of those hangovers.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
you had me at "meet me in the bathroom"
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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