I bet Jafar would keep his hat on during
bras are like tupperware for tits, keeps em fresh.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
So I realized I was officially over him when I was getting a lap dance on the keg bus at 3am from his old boss and I was double fisting:)
Good news. Hiccups are gone. Bad news. I had to set the bathroom rug on fire to get rid of them. Don't come home until the fire truck leaves.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
I would love a rich wife. Then I would be like a gym teacher or some shit. Bigfoot hunter maybe.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
So right before she was about to give me head she tapped the tip and said "Is this thing on" I think I'm in love.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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