I started the year with 2,800 dollars and am now down to 83 dollars-one of which i use to snort my focalin. I have given up on food and am perplexed as to how I can make 82 dollars last more than two weekends for booze
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
lets grab drinks (in a friendly, not super awkward because ive eaten your ass kind of way) sometime soon
wow.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
How do you keep manipulating these men into helping you?
I'm a massage therapist with an oral fixation. It's not nearly as hard as you make it out to be.
Never thought I'd say this, but getting head from a skeleton was better than I thought. Happy Halloween
I just wanted to tell you that the German word for "dickhead" can also be translated as "ass violin" and I think that's beautiful.
The awkward moment when a lady ask you what kind of lipliner you're using, but really I have just finished eating hot cheetos.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
Then you guys just all showered together...?
I'm fairly sure I accidentally saw my dad naked last night
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