at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
I can practically hear my vag and my conscience fighting.
While you were puking in the ocean I was rubbing your back saying "Just give it back to Mother Earth".
i woke up with a wedding ring drawn on my finger...if this was vegas id be worried
Using 'equal to a modern day cock block" in term paper, inappropriate
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I feel like I just did it with Buster from Arrested Development. Taking a shower. #winefail
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
Had to admit my broken elbow was caused by vodka, not hockey
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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