hey, what are you doing tonight?
sleeping, g'night!
but i wanted to see you :(
sleeping! g'night!(801): i miss you!
stop - you have a right hand - use it!
Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
just rolled a joint with wrapping paper.. and you say i have no christmas spirit
Is it bad to go up to the security desk and ask them for the name of the guy I signed in last night? I have absolutley no clue
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
Call 911 I'm faking my own death so this fat chick leaves my room
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
I think the closest to heaven you can get in this world is your morning dump after a night of Molly
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
Then he texted me that I was the "good kind" of fat.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
I'm so festive that I used my jack o lantern bucket as a just in case barf bin
If I wanna spend the whole night tied up and getting railed I'm allowed to do so
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