is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
I'll just stay a virgin forever then
You still have to go anyway
Then I guess I'll have to start sleeping around
bahahahaha i would laugh soo hard if someone did this for me hahahaha this guy would become my best friend
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
Maybe you should go over there and lead him on and reach down his pants like he's about to get some and yank his balls.
That's the best idea I've heard all day.
I think I'm going to inject the gummy vitamins with vodka
I'm glad you're using your medical degree for some good for once
As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
I think he liked me better when I only opened my mouth to suck his dick.
He kept spanking me and talking about biomedical science.
Aw, you fucked a pre-med? you're moving up in the world!
He was puking up tons. He aimed his face inside his coat. Not a drop in my car. Then he thanked me for the ride.
we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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