oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess
You go to school with some of the ugliest girls I've ever seen... How are you not getting laid?
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Drug-sniffing dog walked past me and my suitcase in the train station. My opinion: they need a new dog
All i know if I'm throwing uo into a bag with a smiley facE on it right now and this is not a smileuy face time right nowe
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
I love being high. The owl outside stopped who-ing and I could swear I just heard someone say, "Okay, that's a wrap!"
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
There are more dirty dishes in my bed then in the kitchen. Have I lost at life?
The problem with having sex on the couch is that your blanket ends up in the laundry and you're left cold on the couch the next day.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Hmmm... I thought we agreed as a group we make our last stand in Philly...
I don't wanna go out like that. Covered in melted cheese smelling like a sewer rat...
either he just commented on my nose ring or he's offering me cocaine, I honestly can't tell
Hey I’m obsessed with Charlie Heaton from stranger things...not because he got caught at the border with coke...okay that’s a lot of it
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