who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
Do you think Conan would leave his wife for me?
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
If I remember taking any of my finals after tomorrow night, it will not have been a successful night.
You seemed more interested in the queso dip than you were in the hand job
Dave a horae rider a coqw boy
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
feelin groggy baby? need a coffee? vitamins? a nice good fuck on the piano?
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
The bartender had to walk me home last night. New high or new low?
I don't want sex or anything I just really need someone to appreciate how shiny my hair is
You were only speaking with either thumbs up, thumbs down, or high fives haha
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
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