I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
i just googled the alphabet. i couldnt remember if it was jklomnop or jklmnop.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
He skyped me to learn how to roll a joint and for us to masturbate together. And you said a long distance relationship wouldn't work.
the bouncer watched the girl drop her ID, saw me pick it up and say OMG SHE LOOKS LIKE ME, and then let me use it to get into the bar
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I'm using the Malibu pitcher you stole from the bar to make pancakes this morning. It's actually working really well.
It would be magical, all 2 min of it.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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