I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
i just saw a woman using her birth control packet as a wallet.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
You should offer shots at parent teacher conferences..I bet more ppl come
and you stopped teaching...why?
While he was gone for spring break I took his head board... I don't wanna wake up from his shenanigans for the rest of my college career.
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
PLEASE HELP ME THE AMERICANS ARE YELLING ABOUT TURKEY, I DON'T KNOW WHAT TO DO
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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