dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I woke up in what appears to be a taco bell graveyard in my bed.
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
He came for an unexpected visit and let's just say I shattered his illusion that girls don't watch porn
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
We need a hype man... Like a DMX type dude to just up the ante constantly...
I feel like an involuntary Mother Theresa. I DON'T WANT TO BE ABSTINENT!
Rebounding with her sister was the best idea i ever had.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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