honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
We're friends with people in his circle of friends so we're half way in. It's like I've already given him a hand job.
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
Totally just met the chick getting nailed in our lobby last night. Should I bring it up?
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Dude. Steinbecking. It's when you double-fist coffee and alcohol to help you meet a writing deadline.
you told me your favorite colors were "pink" "no pants" and "Mexican food"
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
we should paint friendship bongs
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