what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
I think i can make this amish girl legitimately hot.
just asked if they'd gift wrap go-go taquitos for you at 7-eleven
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
Someone asked me what I was drinking, I was drinking rum, but I was also eating starbursts so i told them "daiquiris"
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
no dont worry i changed into my costume in the hospital bathroom
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
Every time Brady gets sacked I cum a little...
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
He ate me out for my sailor moon manga and I gave him a blowjob for his Devilman manga. Pretty sweet deal imo
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