at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
If I don't come home tonight, I've died in a pile of gay.
We should be flying into LAX instead so when we land I can turn to the right and see the Hollywood sign
You can't even see the fuckin Hollywood sign from LAX. guess she never got the memo
Just bought a pack of cigs...gas station guy informed me i took off my underwear and tried to pop a squat by the milk last night...
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
It would be celebrated in history as "the orgasm heard round the world"
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
There's an owl outside. I feel like he's hooing directly at me.
I'm over here willing to be the Yoda of fucking but I guess he just doesn't want to be a Jedi.
Last night was just a whirlwind of Mario Brothers and sex.
School supplies are right next to the margarita mix at target. Its a sign
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