how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
Talk about the highs and lows of a night out: had a threesome, then got robbed at knifepoint.
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
He gave me a hug and said "He doesn't deserve you, Anna. Your boobs are great, and I'd fuck you anytime. Any. Place." I need a new 'gay' friend.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
I lost my vibrator temporarily and for some unknown reason my first thought was that you might have stolen it. But then I realized you would never do that because you know it keeps me from killing people. But I am overtired and lacking in faith.
If you get any calls give me a heads up. Im drinking rum in my underwear on the back porch.
Im shooting goldshlager and waxing my crotch
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
I am downtown smoking a joint with Woody Harrelson...Because our car won't start. I will be there as soon as I can.
so i went over to her house and we played crash bandicoot, ate calzones, and had sex all day. im in love.
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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