Just saw two guys having a lawn mower race, and their girlfriends cheering them on. Get me out of Tehachapi,
I'm at the bar and I just saw some unnecessary and accidental cooter...sometimes I think girls need a license to go out pantyless in public.
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm about to take my first shit since thursday. I'm scared. pray for me. If I don't make it, tell my family I love them.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
We totally just fucked in a closet. These vacations with his family are causing creativity I never thought I had.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
Between the hair pulling and the choking its its more like combat than sex
Sorry I have an "Operation Iraqi Freedom" fantasy
Donald Trump and I would be so adorably orange together!
A nap. You broke your hand napping in Vegas.
honestly my period and I are just as surprised to see each other every month
I'm still not sure how to feel about the fact that we had a threesome with a guy the same age as my dad
Well the grass always *looks* greener on the other side but sometimes that’s bc there’s a sewage runoff...
Do you think Ashley had her twin sister tag in for our date? The sex was different and I think a mole was missing
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