Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
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I hope your perfect outfit is a slutty power rangers outfit. That's been my dream wedding since I was a kid.
And I'm also limping. I just wish that I had self control. I'm 23 for fuck sake and I'm sitting at work, with mascara down my face, vomit on my clothes and an unknown black substance on my tits. How will I ever find my Greek husband if I keep this up?
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
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I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
We literally laid down in the back of my car and had sex in a parking lot and it was in the top 3 best moral-less decisions I've made.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
I love millennial parents. One of the moms at the daycare center literally told me she and her husband named two of her kids after batman characters and one after game of thrones
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