If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
she was sure she was an eel. She spent 40 minutes sliterhing on the floor to get to her room
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
Seriously? Time stamp. 2:31 AM. And I am taking self potraits with a tree. Betty Ford anyone?
You may or may not have poured bacon fat down her shirt
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
It's the 3rd day of the year and I've already sucked two dicks. New year same ole me.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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