so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
The question of "Will I eat a piece of curried chicken off the floor?" has been answered tonight.
he fucked my hip out of place.
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
All I see when I think of you are dancing penis angels around your head.
It's the best! If I had one wish it would be for life to be one really long gay porno. Thats what I wish for during every 11:11.
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
I feel like you're the reason public nudity is illegal and generally frowned upon in society
You faceplanted on the railroad tracks and when I tried to tell you to get up, you told me you were "taking a quick breather"
I came twice and when I was done I petted his head and said "you did good kid you did good" and just laid back smiling. Tell me I'm not awesome.
My penis definitely considers my Captain Cock costume a success
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