I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
You said you couldnt get the condom on but "its the thought that counts"
They both invited me to family dinner Sunday. Secretly dating two sisters just got real.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We could have casual sex if you want. But I can't offer a bromance to a woman.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
What's an appropriate outfit for wearing to hangout with a girl you've talked to once, and had a 4way with?
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
