Okay call me later ill be watching lifetime and scrubbing throw up off my feet
when she was cumming she looked like terri schiavo. it took all of my memorized porn images to not go limp.
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
There's a warrant out for his arrest for throwing a mannequin through a bus stop.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
You are a lesbian wizard with red hair. You are willow
Can you bring home bongs? Like all the bongs. I need bongs
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
That guy I hooked up with in new york last 2 statuses are "I'm going to be a father, it's a girl" then "wow syphilis sure does burn" I'm legit scared... What has my life come to.
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