YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
Good luck! Who knows he might be a stallion in the bedroom! or it could be like having sex with a crayon.
Awww. A guy on the train just took his coat off so his girlfriend could throw up into it. Who says chivalry is dead?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I've been thinking about it and if we ever have a threesome it'll start off with us clothed solely in our matching fur vests
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
it was good sex until i became a rubber doll and he became a jack hammer, so i guess overall it was good
Small children cheering my name. I am not a decent enough human being to feel comfortable with this.
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I bet the guy on the treadmill next to me with the noise-canceling headphones wishes he could trade them for smell-canceling noseplugs. Hard to believe that last one did not involve any pants-shitting on my part.
I was less embarrassed asking him to torrent the teen mom's porn. I'm not gonna ask him to about season 4 of PLL.
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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