So I just googled the ten commandments... Were fucked.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
I cannot believe he got soft mid fuck. I just hope he bought that horrible impression you did of my dad. I love you though, you came in clutch tonight.
It was the least I could do after throwing up in your purse.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
I'm hurting so bad I actially had to wait for my mini wheats to get soggy before I could eat them..
I woke up and found piles of popcorn in a trail around my house, ending at a laundry basket full of pillows. What were we trying to catch last night?
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
Have you ever looked at someone and thought…oh honey, you're too pretty for an ankle monitor
I'm going to tell you something and I want no judgement because it's america day and I'm wearing an American flag bathing suit but...I woke up in a yard.
Hmm should I take my nipple rings out before my sisters wedding/family vacation in Puerto Rico where I will be with my mother 24hrs a day for four days wearing a bathing suit seemingly the entire time? Or should I just risk it and not hug anyone.
Risk it. Keep the titties tough.
He passed out while I was riding him but stayed hard long enough for me to orgasm. He definitely earned the blow job I’m going to wake him up with in the morning!
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