Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
remind me not buy ky at kmart ever again. Had to get a manager to open the locked case. then he stood there and watched me look through the selection
I hate that ur telling me this.
Does having a sippy cup full of wine, at an outlet mall, qualify you as 'having a problem'?
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
were facing impending death from north korea and were sitting here snorting tylenol to get high.....where did our lives go wrong?
Because drinking and showering don't go hand in hand. There that's my PSA of the day.
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I'm sorry I tried to stab you. I just really wanted those mozerella sticks.
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
Did April legit get married in a parking lot?
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