Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
he had more hair on his balls then in my Easter basket
she makes me feel like im THAT guy in the taylor swift song
i feel like a lion cub that has been breast fed for years, and mom has left, and now i have to learn how to hunt on my own
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just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
marshmallow pipe was a success. so was melon pipe. come try it
Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
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Get your clothes on you are our DD for the night. The usual three way payment
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
She shouldn’t care what consenting adults do behind closed doors
You do realize it was her husband you were hooking up with behind that door, right?
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