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IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Seriously, I'm ready to settle for ugly and unemployed as long as he has decent hygene and likes to go down.
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I woke up to him using my debit card to order PPV porn and Jimmy Johns. I don't even know his name.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
If you hit me with your dick and make light saber noises we are breaking up. I don't care if it's your birthday, you are not a sex Jedi.
So is singing the star wars theme as I put the condom on off limits?
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
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I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I will buy you batman underwear babe. I'll make sure you wear them every time we have to adult.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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