How long do you think herpes can live on chapstick?
She's like the female version of the Momento guy. She keeps forgetting that I'm an asshole after we have sex.
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
didn't realize her mom was home while we were fucking, but she's oddly okay with it. she made us food afterwards. but then kept talking about having grand kids the whole time. is it time to bail?
One of the art pieces was basically this chick throwing raw meat at the audience, anyone who got hit (which I did) got a free shot of whiskey. It was worth it.
You told me that you were mad me because I wouldn't let you 'explore my castle'. Then you said I smelled like a hospital and passed out.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Well his dad is my dentist so they've both been in my mouth.
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
So drunk I thought the door was feeling me up for a seconds
you are the root of all my greats nights and my worsts decisions
Hey mike is locked out, sleeping on the common room couch, no idea where his pants are nor does he know where he is. When you get this let him in? And let me know ur alive too!
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