I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
I bet when she looks at herself in the mirror she wishes brown paper bags were in fashion.
i want to fuck
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it's pretty self explanatory
im six kinds of drunk right now
Most fantastic sex ever until her Doberman took an interest in what we were doing. There was nothing more terrifying then feeling warm dog breath on my ballsack.
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
I wonder when walk of shame thursdays in the rain will finally make me stop drinking.
Also I just learned you, Samantha, and I three-way made out at my Halloween party. News to me.
Strip club, what strip club did I eat a steak at? That's the appropriate question
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
BOOOOOOOOOOOO *takes away your hoe card*
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
The first thing you did was give us a tour of the house and showed us who was "on-limits" and "off-limits"
they told me that it was glow in the dark and would make me magical. I was too drunk to say no. I woke up to a purple vagina.
its like a neon Im stupid as fuck sign
I can't believe the MLB is making the NHL look good.
Randomize
