I love you!
You're insane
Fuckin crazy man! Seriously though I think if you would have me I honestly seriously think about marrying u!
Alright now lets video chat so I can xshow u my dick! Hahahaha
In the future we'll all be gay
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i wasn't about to bring her gummy handcuffs to her father's funeral
Leaving someone plastered on a corner at 3am telling them to just scream for cock is NOT being a good wingman.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
Well you finally jumped into that tree you've always wanted into and some girl gave you an 8.5. You were very happy.
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
I'm just sayin. If your gonna cheat go for someone TOTALLY different. Fucking her twin would be a waste.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
I need to be her Aladdin, and show her the world. The sex world.
there's no judgement here...i was recently just fingered in my dorm hallway while having a conversation with 5 people.
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