He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
no i do not regret standing at the wendys drive thu handing the employees mardi gra beads to get free chicken nuggets
they would be such cute babies and they would grow up to have huge dicks. and that would make me proud as a mother
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
So did u puke in his bathroom or all over his Olympic medals? Please say medals...
He just kept yelling cup my balls to everyone they kicked us out after 20 min
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
Safe to say we should stock up on nipple bandaids ladies
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
Ok. Yes. He has a tiny penis. But he also has a trust fund.
so i might have slept on your bathroom floor last night...
You can help me! We'll make an occasion of it. Have some rum, make some smores, condemn the email system to the pits of hell...
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