She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Sorrye. The bathtuv says hi. But theresno water in it. I've wanted too tell you for the longest, but nevr could
Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
This holiday season is going to be rough between people coming home for the holidays and the already regulars on my list I might have to clone my vagina to make sure I get everyone for all they are worth
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
Charging my vibrator at work. Pray to god I don't forget it!!!
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Someone fucked a stripper in their rental car, there is goddamn glitter everywhere.
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
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