can you pick up canola oil? she lives by wegmans
who is canola oil?
you're an idiot.
that's an acceptable place to lick
I wasn't fucked. I was just drunk, because i was still able to walk into the woods and masterbate.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
The dumpster is full of naked people swimming. I'm going to join.
Some girl just showed me her stretch marks
You need to get out of tn
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
Oh we were great hosts that night. We made sure to leave all the beds open by passing out on the bathroom floors instead.
We haven't been trashed enough to shut down a bar together in four days. I'm starting to worry that we're growing apart.
I just hope the day something happens to me my phone just dies, like literally died and will never turn on ever again. I feel like God owes me that much.
holy shit the woman im hooking up with is closer to my moms age than my own
They should make eskimo sister bracelets. OMG WE NEED BRACELETS WITH IGLOOS ON THEM.
not sure what stings more, my ass or my pride...
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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