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(214): View more from Texas

Big sunglasses are the new paper bag

(817): View more from Texas

ya. and they're way easier to confince girls to wear during sex

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(614): View more from Ohio

I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to

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(847): View more from Illinois

but there are maragaritas for $3 so that was all i needed to hear

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(540): View more from Virginia

so i woke up.. still drunk and discovered my roommate in the living room passed out dick-in-hand watching porn..

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What did u do?

(540): View more from Virginia

turned the porn up and opened the windows so everybody goin to class could see him..

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(952): View more from Minnesota

I told you not to have sex with her on my futon

(612): View more from Minnesota

I didnt dude, i swear!

(952): View more from Minnesota

either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon

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Just bonged a beer from a vuvuzela...this place is only doing good for me

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.

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(727): View more from Florida

I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?

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(724): View more from Pennsylvania

Whatever douche. I sucked the dick that made you. I. Win.

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