Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Where are I am going home with Ryan
I don't know who this or Ryan is but it is probably too late to talk you out of it
Ambien does the same to me. One time that I took it, I got this huge bowl of spaghetti out of the fridge and thought it was a castle and that the meatballs were little slaves. I ate all of them first and then the noodles were the soldiers and the sauce was the water in the moat. And when I finished, I fell up the stairs and threw it all up.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
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Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
nothing like morning wood sex at 4pm. funemployment ftw
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
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At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
Do you remember peeing in the sink while I was throwing up?
No ma'am, I do not. I found a video of us trying to do a trust fall though. Emphasis on the trying.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
He goes "what would you say if I told you I like to get it in?" def a potential soulmate right there.
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