they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
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I forgot to mention I threw up in my wine glass AND my neighbors empty cup.
A donut and a mojito for breakfast...Helloooooo Derby Wekkend!
For her birthday she wants to, " try something different with our butts a funnel and a bottle of whiskey"
Just explain how I got from the bar to a house I've never been in, waking up to a cop in uniform ripping a bong
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
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Getting your clit pierced is not something you want to trust to a crazy girl with an ice cube, some vodka, and a sewing needle. Trust me. I learned that the hard way.
She'll feel so accomplished if she finally gets to bang me.
Is it rude to send him a, "happy birthday, I hope you finally get an STD" text?
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
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